December 2009
6 posts
“How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put ‘page...”
– Henny Youngman
“I have a five-gallon jar at my house I like to fill with change. I don’t...”
– Daniel Tosh
“Money doesn’t buy happiness.” Uh, do you live in America?...”
– Daniel Tosh
“I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I’m tired of...”
– Daniel Tosh
“Sometimes, when I’m feeling down because nothing seems to be going right,...”
– Daniel Tosh
“I don’t think I could stab somebody, cause I’m really bad at a Capri...”
– Daniel Tosh